On the far right corner of the stupid line of boxes there is a small pull down menu marked with a little hieroglyph of a cog. Pull down and select "Customize Ribbon Tab Order" - Next to each tab except the one marked "Home" a small "x" will appear allowing you to remove that tab. Click "Done" to save or "Reset" to start over.

Now if someone could please figure out how to set the default zoom level in the Full Screen View.