Summed up perfectly.

I was muttering all the way through the programme so much so that my OH asked if I wanted it off. Of course not. But I turned the sound down.
Miss Witter-Pants was so annoying, treating us as 10 year olds. Her vocabulary was limited, I stopped counting repeats after a while. Grown-up expressions like 'garnet cloisonné' didn't get a look in.

Perfect programme for Channel 5; a travesty for BBC2.