MAXINE AND HER 5 NEW BOYFRIENDS&#33;  <br />
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I am seeing five gentlemen every day . <br />
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As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. <br />
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Then I go to see John.   <br />
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Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.    <br />
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When he leaves, Art Ritis shows up <br />
and stays the rest of the day. He doesn&#39;t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. <br />
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After such a busy day, I&#39;m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.   <br />
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What a life&#33;   <br />
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Oh yes, I&#39;m also flirting with Al Zymer. <br />
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P. S.   <br />
The preacher came to call the other day. <br />
He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: &quot;Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: &quot;Now, what am I here after?&quot;