Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.<br />
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.<br />
Some say Nott was not shot.<br />
But Shott says he shot Nott.<br />
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,<br />
Or Nott was shot.<br />
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.<br />
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,<br />
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.<br />
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.