Good morning everyone&#33;  I can always tell when Bill has had a few too many the night before...he&#39;s serving bloody mary&#39;s along with coffee&#33;  *LOL*<br />
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Well....let me tell you about MY day yesterday.... <img src='http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/angry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' />   We had our annual turkey dinner fundraiser for the church.  We were deep pitting 19 BIG turkeys.  The guy running the pit decided to take a few shortcuts.  Didn&#39;t dig the pit out deep enough....not enough fuel in the pit...put the turkeys in too soon (fire was still too hot)...and didn&#39;t wet down the burlap bags.  So when they went to pull out the turkeys the burlap bags were burnt off, and the fire had went out.  From what I understand the turkeys weren&#39;t even warm&#33;   The older ladies in the church were there when they brought the turkeys out and they made the decision that they could just cook them in the ovens and roasters.  When I get to the church a couple of hours later I could smell this AWFUL smell from clear out in the parking lot&#33;&#33;&#33;  I rush into the church and they all try and tell me &quot;oh, it&#39;s just the smell of the burlap bags that stayed on the foil. &quot;   <img src='http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />   That is NOT what it smelled like to me.  It smelled rancid to me&#33;  <img src='http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/sick.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':sick:' />   So I made them pull a turkey out for me to taste.  OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;  It was so gross&#33;&#33;&#33;  So at 11 am we were throwing &#036;450 worth of turkeys in a dumpster&#33;  We had 5 hours to come up with some meat&#33;  Sooo.....I started making phone calls.  I rounded up 100 lbs of tri-tip and an industrial size BBQ, and 30 roasting chickens.  Got some men to BBQ the tri-tip and us ladies cleaned, seasoned and roasted the chickens.  So instead of our traditional turkey dinner, we had tri-tip and chicken.  We only had one customer be unhappy enough to want their money back.  But what a day&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;