Joey - our friends are moving to where a lot of the northeast retirees eventually end up - Myrtle Beach, S. Carolina.  They are having a home built there and are currently going thru what you and David are going thru - trying to sell their home in Long Island with unfortunately the same results you are having.  It&#39;s been 4 months and only 1 offer and that one was laughable - not even close.  Now the dilema is which house to leave vacant - the brand new one in Myrtle Beach or the one in LI since by the end of next week they will own both.