<!--quoteo(post=319734:date=Sep 19 2008, 10&#58;14 PM:name=coloradocruisers)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coloradocruisers &#064; Sep 19 2008, 10&#58;14 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&amp;pid=319734">&lt;strong&gt;QUOTE BELOW&lt;/strong&gt;</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=319705:date=Sep 19 2008, 07&#58;45 PM:name=Gregswife)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gregswife &#064; Sep 19 2008, 07&#58;45 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&amp;pid=319705">&lt;strong&gt;QUOTE BELOW&lt;/strong&gt;</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hey Kevin, you are a writer - why don&#39;t you write the lyrics...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br /><br />I&#39;m sitting here in West Lampassas<br />Trying to get over these damn hot flashes<br />Told dear hubby to shut off the heata&#39;<br />But he handed me a margarita<br /><br />Mmm mmm good<br />Really puts me in the mood<br />Now where&#39;s my dude<br />Has he put something in my food?<br /><br />Sweet and sour<br />Now I&#39;m not so dour<br />In half an hour<br />Gonna take a shower<br /><br />Then I&#39;m gonna jump Peter<br />Like a wild cheeter<br />On the love seater<br />Cuz I&#39;m on menopause....and margariters&#33;<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />Cute&#33;.... Who&#39;s on the &quot;margariters&quot;?<br />