&lt;strong&gt;For those of us posting from the office or some other work related place:<br />
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FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: <br />
[color="#33FF33"]5. &quot;They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.&quot;<br />
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[color="#CC33CC"]4. &quot;This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.&quot;<br />
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[color="#FF0000"]3. &quot;Whew&#33; Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.&quot;  <br />
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[color="#663333"]2. &quot;Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?&quot;<br />
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[color="#FF99FF"]AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...<br />
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[color="#FFCC33"]1. Raise your head slowly and say, &quot;...in Jesus&#39; name, Amen.&quot;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;]