A  gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales,<br />
so he put up a sign that read, <br />
    &quot;Free Sex with Fill-Up&quot;.<br />
<br />
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and asked for his free sex. <br />
<br />
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. <br />
If he guessed correctly, he  would get his free sex.  <br />
<br />
The redneck guessed 8 and the proprietor said,  <br />
    &quot;You were close.  The number was 7.  Sorry.  No sex this time&quot;. <br />
<br />
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in <br />
for another fill-up. <br />
<br />
Again he asked for his free sex. <br />
<br />
The  proprietor gave him the same story and asked him to guess <br />
the correct Number. <br />
<br />
The redneck guessed 2 this time.  <br />
<br />
The proprietor  said, <br />
    &quot;Sorry, it was 3.  You were close, but no free sex this time&quot;.  <br />
<br />
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, <br />
    &quot;I think that game is rigged, and he doesn&#39;t really give away free  sex.&quot;  <br />
<br />
Bubba replied, very defensively,<br />
    &quot;No it ain&#39;t, Billy Ray.  It ain&#39;t rigged.  My wife won twice last  week.&quot;