Prayers for Joey, Robert and Jackie, as well as all others who need a blessing. <br />
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Here are two items for your consideration . . . . . one for those who are concerned about viruses and the other for those under stress and need some calm and inner peace.<br />
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Blessings to all,<br />
Howard<br />
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Subject: Dangerous new virus<br />
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. <br />
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).<br />
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If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else <br />
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life <br />
completely.<br />
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If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two <br />
good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as <br />
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or <br />
Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Resource (BEER). Take the antidote <br />
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.<br />
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we<br />
could all use a little more calmness in our lives.<br />
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By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have<br />
finally found inner peace. <br />
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Dr. Phil proclaimed, &quot;The way to achieve<br />
inner peace is to finish all the things you&#39;ve started and never<br />
finished.&quot; <br />
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So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started<br />
and hadn&#39;t finished. <br />
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Today I finished off a bottle of Maker&#39;s Mark, a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of <br />
White Zinfandel, a bottle<br />
of Bailey&#39;s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the<br />
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, all<br />
of the Doritos and a box of chocolates.<br />
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You have absolutely no idea how good I feel right now&#33; Dang,<br />
that Dr. Phil is smart&#33; <br />
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Please pass this on to those you feel might be<br />
in need of inner peace.