Another....<br /><br />A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly across from an old man.<br /><br />The young punk has spiked green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His entire face and body are covered with piercings and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.<br /><br />The old man stares at the young punk as the bus travels across the city.<br /><br />Finally, the punk looks across at the old man, and yells, &quot;What are you looking at, old man&#33; Didn&#39;t you do anything wild when you were young?&quot;<br /><br />Without missing a beat, the old man replies, &quot;Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot... I thought you might be my son.&quot;