A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, &quot;Either you learn to keep time or I&#39;ll throw you overboard. . . . It&#39;s up to you, sync or swim.&quot; <br />
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A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, ... Beggars can&#39;t be cruisers.