<!--quoteo(post=354667:date=Mar 16 2009, 06&#58;24 PM:name=coloradocruisers)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coloradocruisers &#064; Mar 16 2009, 06&#58;24 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&amp;pid=354667">&lt;strong&gt;QUOTE BELOW&lt;/strong&gt;</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=354626:date=Mar 16 2009, 01&#58;45 PM:name=deb1220)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deb1220 &#064; Mar 16 2009, 01&#58;45 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&amp;pid=354626">&lt;strong&gt;QUOTE BELOW&lt;/strong&gt;</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><b>Andrea</b> - you should write a book about all of your &quot;road adventures&quot;. Anybody got a title? <b>Kevin</b> - you&#39;re good at that&#33; <img src="http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":biggrin:" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br /><br /><br />&quot;If It Weren&#39;t for Ditches, I&#39;d have No Place to Drive&quot;<br /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br /><br /><br />If it weren&#39;t for ditches<br />I&#39;d have no place to drive<br />Rolling down the main drag<br />I barely stay alive<br /><br />Chickens, ducks, and roosters<br />They think they own the road<br />Swervin&#39; round the corner comes<br />A semi with a load<br /><br />I barely missed that grader<br />I&#39;m pulling out my hair<br />Just when I think I&#39;m home free<br />Comes ol&#39; Bubba in his wheelchair<br /><br />Oooooh<br />If it weren&#39;t for ditches<br />I&#39;d have no place to drive<br />Rolling down the main drag<br />I barely stay alive<br /><br />My travelin&#39;s been so stressful<br />I think I&#39;ll have a Bud<br />But that damned ol&#39; bassett<br />Stuck his tongue down in my suds<br /><br />I can&#39;t win for losin&#39;<br />Think I&#39;ll just stay home and cry<br />But then I&#39;d go stir crazy<br />So I&#39;ll give it another try<br /><br />Oooooh<br />If it weren&#39;t for ditches<br />I&#39;d have no place to drive<br />Rolling down the main drag<br />I barely stay alive<br /><br />