Freakin&#39; Lance - Freakin&#39; Lance - Gettin&#39; more fans than the pope<br />
Freakin&#39; Lance - Freakin&#39; Lance - We&#39;re checkin&#39; out your butt for dope<br />
Freakin&#39; Lance - Freakin&#39; Lance - Hidin&#39; booster jets in your pants<br />
Freakin&#39; Lance - Freakin&#39; Lance - Won&#39;tcha give the Frenchies a cha - a-a-ance<br />
Tour de France<br />
Oh yes the Tour de France<br />
Ah oui the Tour de France<br />
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(Parody of &quot;The Safety Dance&quot; - written by Spaff<br />
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Lance