Howard, now that one I found amusing&#33;&#33;&#33;  Have to forward this one on to Greg.  For years I have been trying to get him to try Beano before going to bed, to no avail.  He will kill me if he ever sees this, but he is one of those men who likes to &quot;rip a good one&quot; as Howard says, in bed and then pull the sheet up over my head&#33;&#33;&#33;  I swear, I do know what it is like to have your eyes water from it.