Too much disaster, too much devestation.  So sad.  Here&#39;s hoping that this is not an indication of what the summer is all about.<br /><br />As for &quot;edible underwear&quot;, haven&#39;t tried it.  But, I did get a laugh as to how your minds work (they say similar minds work alike)<br /><br />As for the freshness of the fruit, delicious, perfect, no brusies, no complaints.  I&#39;m sure they guaranty their product if there was a problem.