The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he&#39;s met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.<br /><br />He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.<br /><br />After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent &quot;Easy Reading&quot; to the original handwritten script. <br /><br />The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.<br /><br />&quot;The R&#33; They left out the R&#33;&quot;<br /><br />&quot;What do you mean?&quot; the angel librarian asks.<br /><br />After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, &quot;The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE&#33;&quot;