Menopuase and Margaritas&#33;<br /><br /><br />I&#39;m tossing back this Jose Cuervo,<br />laced with 7 and a lot of lime.<br />Bless the Lord for margartitas<br />They really help to pass the time.<br /><br />I was once so young and sexy,<br />Now I know that just ain&#39;t so,<br />So it&#39;s menopause and margaritas<br />And water pills that make me go.<br /><br />I had always been a hottie,<br />A least as far as bodies go<br />No I look just like that icon,<br />That pillsbury guy made out of dough&#33;<br /><br />Now I&#39;m not crying or comlainin&#39;<br />Just stating all the simple facts<br />This menopause and margaritsas<br />Lead me on to sex attacks.<br /><br />He thinks he can run and hide<br />But I find him anywhere -<br />Poor old bugger worked  so hard<br />He ended up in intensive care.<br /><br />So it&#39;s me and magartias<br />Gettin&#39; by from day to day<br />Just so long as Jose Cuervo<br />Drops on by and decides to stay&#33;<br /><br />Menopause and margaritas<br />Make my life a damn fine thing<br />And if I wear this one out<br />I&#39;ll just go out and have a fling.<br /><br /><br />I&#39;ll just go out and have a flinggggggg&#33;<br /><br /><br />