I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. <br />
I see him &#39;most every day. <br />
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, <br />
This is what I hear him say: <br />
(iron&lt;strong&gt; lung &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;] sounds)<br />
<br />
Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend. <br />
He&#39;s never a chump or a tease. <br />
He never tells me lies, and best of all, <br />
He never disagrees.<br />
<br />
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon. <br />
Sit down by his side and say &quot;Hi&quot;. <br />
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation, <br />
And I wait for Mr. Frump&#39;s reply. <br />
And Mr. Frump would say: <br />
(iron lung sounds)<br />
<br />
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be <br />
Mr. Frump&#39;s dying day. <br />
So now I bring to you the very last thing <br />
That Mr. Frump had to say: <br />
(rapid iron lung sounds) <br />
<br />
A-men&#33;<br />
<br />
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Mr Frump In The Iron Lung <br />
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&lt;strong&gt;A-men&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;]