Hey Cheryl . . . You had a great idea, and it still is. Sorry it didn&#39;t work out the way you wanted. <br />
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Maybe this will cheer you up.<br />
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An Australian is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning<br />
(coffee,croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum,sits down next to him.<br />
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The Australian ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.<br />
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Frenchman: &quot;You  Australian  folk eat the whole bread??&quot;<br />
Australian   (in a bad mood): &quot;Of course.&quot;<br />
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) &quot;We don&#39;t.  In France, we only<br />
eat what&#39;s inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,<br />
transform them into croissants and sell them to  Australia.&quot;<br />
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The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.<br />
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The Australian listens in silence.<br />
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The Frenchman persists: &quot;Do you eat jam  with the bread??&quot;<br />
Australian    &quot;Of Course.&quot;<br />
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).<br />
&quot;We don&#39;t.  In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all<br />
The peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them<br />
into jam, and sell the jam to Australia .&quot;<br />
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After a moment of silence, The Australian then asks: &quot;Do you have sex in<br />
France?&quot;<br />
Frenchman: &quot;Why of course we do&quot;, he says with a big smirk.<br />
Australian &quot;And what do you do with the condoms once you&#39;ve used them?&quot;<br />
Frenchman: &quot;We throw them away, of course.&quot;<br />
Australian: &quot;We don&#39;t.  In Australia, we put them in a container,<br />
Recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.&quot;