<!--quoteo(post=320931:date=Sep 21 2008, 11&#58;12 PM:name=Shaunna)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shaunna &#064; Sep 21 2008, 11&#58;12 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&amp;pid=320931">&lt;strong&gt;QUOTE BELOW&lt;/strong&gt;</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.<br /><br />The woman notices this and asks, &quot;Is your date running late?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;No,&quot; he replies, &quot;I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.&quot;<br /><br />Intrigued, the woman says, &quot;A state-of-the-art watch? What&#39;s so special about it?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,&quot; he explains.<br /><br />&quot;What&#39;s it telling you now?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Well, it says that you&#39;re not wearing any panties...&quot;<br /><br />The woman giggles &amp; replies, &quot;Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties&#33;&quot;<br /><br />The man exclaims, &quot;Damn - this thing must be an hour fast&#33;&quot;<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--><br />GROAN <img src="http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":laugh:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <br />