Jackie:  Don&#39;t be too sure that your diaper days are behind you.  There are always Depends.<br /><br /><img src="http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk231/sweetdryad/depends.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><br /><br /><br />Rose:  Andrea&#39;s Dad is only five years older than me and I sure know what a lap dance is.  <img src="http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":biggrin:" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />   But, then I guess I&#39;m a dirty old man.  Roe has been telling me about a girl&#39;s club in her high school called the &quot;Jades&quot; and by her description the members were the &quot;######&quot; of the school.  I&#39;m looking forward to meeting all the Jades at her 50th reunion.  <img src="http://www.cruisecrazies.com/community/images/forum/tr-emoticons/thumbup.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumbup:" border="0" alt="thumbup.gif" /> <br /><br /><img src="http://i336.photobucket.com/albums/n346/angelstarz_photos/what-old-women-do.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /><br /><br />Later,