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 A wife told her husband that she expected a special gift this Christmas. She said, &quot;When I wake up on Christmas morning I expect to see something in the driveway and it better go from 0 to 200 in ten seconds.&quot;<br />
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On Christmas morning she went out and found her present . . . . <br />
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. . . . . a bathroom scale&#33;