a:1:{s:15:"field_blog_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:969:"<p>Some random thoughts on the new, highly invasive airport security procedures.</p>
<p>So now when I go to the airport, I can choose to have an intrusive groping session (sorry, pat down) instead of going through the intrusive x-ray scanner. Can I request a hot female TSA employee instead of a dumpy old guy to run their hands over me?</p>
<p>Can I expect to see Hooters girls / Chippendale guys applying for the position of professional groper? That would make the travel experience better for everyone.</p>
<p>Will sex offenders be able to pat down travelers? When will Bill Clinton be applying?</p>
<p>In strip clubs, you're not allowed to touch the girls, but going through airport security, the girls (and guys) are allowed to touch you. That hardly seems fair.</p>
<p>Who wants to be a TSA employee? I'm sure there are lots of more fulfilling jobs where people hate you a lot less, like telemarketer or Internet spammer or former Speakers of the House.</p>";s:6:"format";s:1:"2";}}}