a:1:{s:15:"field_blog_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:2051:"Happy Independence Day! Of course, I think of the Founding Fathers and the Declaration of Independence, but I also think of the battles that the colonists fought to fight the British. And I can envision the commanders at places like Bunker Hill, as the British advanced, extorting his men to fight for freedom, liberty, and so that lesbians and the man that impregnated one of them could be accepted equally as parents! Give me equal representation for three-way parenting or give me death!<br />
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Sure, the last one didn't make it into the history books, but if Jefferson and the rest would have taken the time to think of the complex, bizarre family structures of 21st &quot;America&quot;, then surely they would have included an amendment to recognize that a child could have more than two parents.<br />
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Luckily, we have Mark Leno, Democrat (of course) from San Francisco (of course).<br />
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&quot;The bill brings California into the 21st century, recognizing that there are more than 'Ozzie and Harriet' families today,&quot; <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/GMAHealth/california-considers-bill-multiple-legal-parents/story?id=16705628#.T_TfV8UjfA4">Leno brayed</a>. <br />
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That's true. We have all kinds of families, not just the husband and wife that we used to have. We have baby-daddy and baby-mama, we have &quot;16 and Pregnant&quot;, we have Harriet and Harriet, we have Ozzie and Ozzie, we have Ozzie and Harriet and Ozzie, we have &quot;I have no idea who is the father&quot;, the latter of which is a favorite on Jerry Springer.<br />
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Do you remember one of the arguments against same-sex marriage, that it would lead to an &quot;anything goes&quot; definition of marriage. And the liberal response was contempt. These are just normal people that want the same right that everyone else has, they said. Well, now we have a law saying that a child could legally have three (or more) parents. Time to bring back polygamy! Who's with me? After all, what could possibly go wrong?<br />";s:6:"format";s:1:"2";}}}