a:3:{s:16:"field_story_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:875:"<span style="font-size: larger;">You can't make this stuff up!<br />
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The federal government has given a grant of $224,863 to test custom-fitted condoms and validate a self-reporting penis measurement system for commercial use.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: larger;">And we wonder why the federal government is going bankrupt. This kind of corporate welfare has to stop.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: larger;">For an article on who is receiving these funds and the rationale behind the decision click on the following link:</span><br />
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<a href="http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/eric-scheiner/feds-fund-validation-penis-measuring-tool-custom-fit-condoms"><span style="font-size: larger;">http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/eric-scheiner/feds-fund-validation-penis-measuring-tool-custom-fit-condoms</span></a><br />
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