 be happy it s thanksgiving happy thanksgiving this is the holiday where the pilgrims gave thanks to god not to the indians for providing for them but you don t hear much about that but now we can also give thanks to janet napolitano because she is looking out for your turkey after all if it weren t for the department of homeland security the dangers of the deep fryer would be ravaging the nation wait what is dhs doing talking about fryers shouldn t they be looking out for terrorists or directing tsa agents to molest children oh that is sooo 2001 we have bigger fish to fry hellip just don t do it in a deep fryer perhaps baking a nice tofu turkey and some organic sprouts would be best hellip so an occupy wall street hooligan passed a note to obama  i thought for sure the note would say we love what you re doing with the country keep it up love the dregs of society but no it was some comment about how obama keeping silent was hurting the cause of the proletariat look ows guys obama is on your side so quit being so hard on the guy it s hard work destroying the country in four years give the guy a break sure the 1911 revolution in russia was relatively fast but that style just isn t going to work here hellip back to fish a man caught an 881 pound tuna but the feds seized it because of some permit issues give me liberty or give me a fish and then take it away because liberty doesn t include that type of fish so even if you teach a man to fish so he can eat for a lifetime he may not be able to keep it but that is what food stamps are for happy thanksgiving i hope your deep fryer doesn t catch on fire and the feds don t seize your turkey  