 thoughts on aiport security some random thoughts on the new highly invasive airport security procedures so now when i go to the airport i can choose to have an intrusive groping session sorry pat down instead of going through the intrusive xray scanner can i request a hot female tsa employee instead of a dumpy old guy to run their hands over me can i expect to see hooters girls chippendale guys applying for the position of professional groper that would make the travel experience better for everyone will sex offenders be able to pat down travelers when will bill clinton be applying in strip clubs you re not allowed to touch the girls but going through airport security the girls and guys are allowed to touch you that hardly seems fair who wants to be a tsa employee i m sure there are lots of more fulfilling jobs where people hate you a lot less like telemarketer or internet spammer or former speakers of the house  