 observations if you ve seen this before read it again it s so true if a conservative doesn t like guns he doesn t buy one if a liberal doesn t like guns he wants all guns outlawed if a conservative is a vegetarian he doesn t eat meat if a liberal is a vegetarian he wants all meat products banned for everyone if a conservative is homosexual he quietly leads his life if a liberal is homosexual he demands legislated respect if a conservative is downandout he thinks about how to better his situation a liberal wonders who is going to take care of him if a conservative doesn t like a talk show host he switches channels liberals demand that those they don t like be shut down if a conservative is a nonbeliever he doesn t go to church a liberal nonbeliever wants any mention of god and religion silenced of course this only applies to christian religions if a conservative decides he needs health care he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it a liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his  