a:1:{s:15:"field_blog_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:1744:"Let's celebrate the new year with taking time out of our busy days to mock Californians! Yay, I love this time!<br />
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First up, <a href="http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/01/01/long-lines-expected-at-dmv-friday-as-undocumented-immigrants-apply-for-licenses/">illegal aliens are now allowed to drive legally</a>. What fantastic news. For too long, people who have illegally entered the United States have had to drive in the shadows, always worried that their illegal driving would get them arrested and deported for their first crime of illegally entering the country. Now, these paragons of virtue can legally crowd the freeways of California even more while not paying taxes and using up services for a virtually bankrupt state.<br />
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Apparently, being naked in someone else's room isn't consent enough for Californians. Or perhaps it was because there are so many college students that are drunk out of their minds that lawmakers felt the need to protect those incapable of realizing they cannot make rational decisions. Of course, that doesn't explain why California lawmakers make the decision they do, but maybe that is coming this year. I can't wait for the &quot;Yes Means Yes Unless Yes Means No Except Sometimes Yes Still Means Yes Law&quot;.<br />
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Dogs are allowed on restaurant patios. Now there was an issue just crying out for attention. What about Furries? Are they allowed on patios? And what about cats? If cats aren't allowed to eat with owners on patios, then clearly we have discrimination. California is like Selma in the 60s. Where is Al Sharpton? Probably embezzling funds, but he needs to get on this issue.<br />
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Really, California, you make it too easy, but it still is fun.<br />";s:6:"format";s:1:"2";}}}