<p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7124638.ece">A day with Bill Clinton </a>for only $5? Wow, where do I sign up?</p>
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<p>In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton&rsquo;s White House campaign, the former President asks: &ldquo;How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?&rdquo; For those who would like the One-Day-With-Bill prize, an online donation of as little as $5 will buy them the chance.</p>
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<p>On second thought, I don't think my wife would let me hang out with Bill for a day, knowing his reputation. And I certainly wouldn't let my wife hang out with him.</p>
<p>Why on earth would the former President of the United States, once the most powerful man on Earth, be prostituting himself out for $5 a head? Money, of course!</p>
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<p>By 2007, seven years after leaving the White House, the Clintons had earned a combined $109 million (&pound;73 million) through speaking engagements and bestselling memoirs. Even so, apparently they would prefer American voters to settle Mrs. Clinton&rsquo;s remaining $771,000 debt rather than paying it themselves.</p>
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<p>He is so much the liberal. The Clintons could certainly pay off their own debt, but they would rather you do it for them. He feels your pain - can't you feel his?</p>