<p>What would civil strife and tragedy be without the <a href="http://detnews.com/article/20100519/METRO/5190396/">reverend</a>?</p>
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<p>Detroit -- The Rev. Al Sharpton will deliver the eulogy on Saturday at the funeral for Aiyana Stanley Jones, the 7-year-old who died Sunday during a police raid on her eastside home.</p>
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<p>I would assume that after he is finished delivering the sermon and comforting the family, he will try to squeeze money out of the police department or the City of Detroit. After all, that is his M.O.</p>
<p>And it's not just Sharpton in on this deal. Geoffrey Fieger (wouldn't he have been a fun governor?) has <a href="http://detnews.com/article/20100518/METRO/5180388">weighed in</a>, mainly to sue the police department, because that is what he does. As Rahm Emanuel famously said, &quot;You never want a serious crisis go to waste.&quot;</p>
<p>The shooting was horrible accident - of course there needs to be an investigation. My suspicion is with the cast of characters involved. No good will come of the involvment of Sharpton and Fieger.<br />
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