 get naked for freedom if we profile people who look different from us the terrorist win if we don t build a mosque near the hole formerly known as the world trade center the terrorist win and apparently if we don t let tsa employees look at us naked the terrorists win too haven t you heard that the scanners that allow any semblance privacy and dignity by showing our privates were being removed well that ain t so on a recent trip to france my wife and i had the wonderful pleasure of revealing ourselves to government employees not french officials of course french airport security was a painless experience that had us sailing through with a simple stroll through a metal detector we didn t even have to take off our shoes apparently the french haven t learned to properly overreact to failed terrorist attacks like we have oh those french and they weren t rude either but in the federal government s attempts to bend over backwards to not offend anyone ie muslims they offend everyone my mother can count on having her bags searched old people can be sure of having their colostomy bags squeezed and poked and everyone shuffles forward like cattle because it s better to suffer under inappropriate searches that risk the ire of the benevolent system but i have to give the tsa credit a sign in the security line said that children under 12 will no longer be molested by strangers apparently there were enough youtube videos showing children being groped to realize that maybe they should back off of grabbing dick and jane oh to be a kid again  