 c mon man illinois edition the voters of illinois have spoken and they like their crooks  this doesn t come as any kind of surprise of course with jesse jackson jr getting 64 percent of the vote in the last election and why wouldn t you vote for him jackson who returned to mayo clinic after undergoing outpatient treatment in the seclusion of his home in washington dc is not only being investigated for allegedly using campaign funds to decorate his washington home mdash hellip he may also have used campaign funds to buy a 40000 rolex watch as a gift for a female friend if jackson a 17year veteran of congress opts to plead guilty to a federal felony mdash or goes to trial and is found guilty mdash he rsquo d have to resign from the office he just won with a commanding 64 percent of the vote a new election would then have to be called oh my we would hate that because then illinois would vote in someone like detroit did with the illustrious mr banks the excon  and possibly future con the way things are going but we have some new information congressman jackson may be willing to forgo his seat in congress because of his own malfeasance but there is just one eentsy weentsy more thing he wants  as a federal investigation into his alleged campaign finance misconduct continues rep jesse jackson jr dill is willing to give up his congressional seat provided he also receives a disability package upon leaving according to a new report of course why wouldn t the son of jesse jackson try to bilk the american taxpayers out of a few more million dollars another report claims that would be his only source of income but surely his dad could pass a little illgotten gains junior s way if this guy weren t from illinois among the most corrupt states i d be sure he was from detroit so to illinois voters for voting in a criminal hellip c mon man  