a:1:{s:15:"field_blog_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:1640:"Obama is in town today to sign the food stamp and farm bill, because you need to fly hundreds of miles to sign a piece of paper further putting our country into debt. Hey, he spends millions on vacations, why not waste a little in Michigan, too. If you line the processional route, maybe he will throw out newly-minted pennies out the window. No guarantees, though.<br />
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So I want to go over proper etiquette for His Majesty's visit:<br />
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<div class="rteindent1">You must avert your gaze in his presence. Looking directly at him is a show of racism for not having proper deference.<br />
You must bow until he passes you. Bowing shows your great appreciation for his existence - only racists don't bow to him.<br />
You cannot disagree with his policies. Clearly, disagreeing with Obama is not only horribly offensive to his sensibilities, it is also racist.<br />
You must be patient for all the havoc that a royal visit entails. Impatience with a presidential visit must be tolerated, and a visit by The One is a great show of magnanimity, coming to a state with a Republican governor. And besides, only racists are impatient with Obama.<br />
You should dislike Republicans during the 2-Minute Hate. Not hating Republicans means you disagree with&nbsp;Obama, and we know what kind of person <em>that </em>is.<br />
You must smile and cheer while not looking directly at Obama.&nbsp;Not smiling and cheering implies you do not approve of Obama. Disapproval of Obama is clearly racist.</div>
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I hope we will also follow these rules, because not following the rules while Obama is president is racism.<br />";s:6:"format";s:1:"2";}}}