 could a ban of taco bell be far behind  watch out camels  you have been targeted  kill a camel earn cash for cutting greenhouse gases that offer may be coming soon in australia where vast numbers of the nonnative methanebelching animals have been trampling the outback for more than a century ldquo potentially it has tremendous merit because feral camels are a dreadful menace across the whole of arid australia rdquo dreyfus told the associated press on thursday mark dreyfus is the government rsquo s parliamentary secretary for climate change i believe he is also in charge of herding unicorns runs the leprechaun job training program and handles other makebelieve departments right along with his duties of combatting climate change ie global warming so mr dreyfus s idea is that because camels are a dreadful menace why not shoot them and then say it benefits the planet if you want to shoot them because they re a dreadful menace fine but can we please stop saying everything that liberals want to do is for the good for the planet i m making a wild assumption that mr dreyfus is a liberal i can t imagine a conservative with as a parliamentary secretary for climate change since camels are such as dreadful menace will we here in clinton county be able to rid ourselves of our dreadful menaces i m not talking about democrats well maybe a little i m talking about our bovine population will our herds of cows have to be culled for the benefit of mother earth will skilled hunters riding in camouflaged prii plural of prius take out those dreadful menaces that roam the fields of bath and dewitt and st john s bessy you have been warned  