 king of the fishes i m not making this up feds name  carp czar  an environmental activist and former state official from indiana has been put in charge of the campaign to prevent asian carp from invading the great lakes yes the united states has a fish czar apparently there are not enough bureaucrats in the epa and the other innumerable federal agencies to look into the fish problem so we needed a new czar i don t like barking dogs and i ll bet there are millions of people who don t either i thing we should have dog czar and cigarette butts on the road bother me we definitely need a butt czar or perhaps we already have one of those  