a:1:{s:15:"field_blog_body";a:1:{i:0;a:2:{s:5:"value";s:1179:"<p>If you've seen this before... read it again, it's so&nbsp;true.<br />
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.<br />
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.</p>
<p>If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.<br />
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.</p>
<p>If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.<br />
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.</p>
<p>If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.<br />
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.</p>
<p>If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.<br />
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.</p>
<p>If a conservative is a nonbeliever, he doesn't go to church.<br />
A liberal nonbeliever wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Of course this only applies to Christian Religions.)</p>
<p>If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.<br />
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.<br />
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