<p>In today's episode of &quot;<a href="http://detnews.com/article/20101214/METRO/12140426/Doctors-call-for-moratorium-on-fast-food-in-Detroit">You Might Be A Socialist If</a>...&quot;</p>
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<p>Detroit &mdash;A nonprofit medical group is calling for Mayor Dave Bing to impose a moratorium on new fast food restaurants. <br />
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<p>&quot;I'm writing you to declare a public health emergency,&quot; the letter from Susan Levin, the group's [Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine] director of nutrition reads. &quot;&hellip;It's time to tackle Detroit's heart disease problem head on. A moratorium on new fast food restaurants could be a critically important step toward fighting this epidemic.&quot;</p>
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<p>And since Los Angeles fell to the forces of the nanny state in 2008, halting construction of fast food restaurants in certain areas, why not Detroit? A fat tax was attempted by the cheating, lying ex-mayor Kwawe, but luckily for people who don't enjoy living in an autocratic place like New York City, it failed.</p>
<p>We all know about Emperor Bloomberg's decrees about salt and trans fats. I'm waiting for him to announce that the only food allowed in NYC is vitamin paste - why waste time and money by eating foods you don't need absolutely need for survival? Next on his plate is sure to be a state-issued one piece black jumpsuit so New Yorkers can all dress and eat the same. Equality, nanny state-style.</p>
<p>Wasn't there a line is some song about the Home of the Free? San Francisco families used to be able to go to McDonald's and buy a normal Happy Meal. We laugh because San Francisco is a bastion of liberal idiocy, and people that live there get what they deserve.</p>
<p>But now, the beginnings of that idiocy are creeping into Detroit. Detroit is one of the worst places to live in the United States - theft, illegitimacy, murder, drugs, literacy, hopelessness. And now, busybody liberals are adding fast food to the list of issues in Detroit? This is what those people spend their time doing?</p>
<p>And &quot;educated&quot; liberals are supposed to be the smart ones...</p>