 if only boss tweed had had this technology technology is wonderful never has it been so easy to steal so many votes from so many people so easily lansing the michigan elections bureau has issued a warning about problems with a new democratic party program that lets voters apply online for absentee ballots  saying clerks are getting applications for voters who live outside the jurisdiction and signatures that do not match voter records do you think they are getting applications from people who are not actually the voters for whom the application is for maybe possibly the state democratic party could not immediately be reached for comment early tuesday morning the project could help in its effort to boost turnout in november among democrats especially younger voters women and africanamericans who vote in presidential elections but not offyear races and it could boost votes because of the rampant voter fraud that would certainly result hey don t want the hassle of actually having to leave your house to select the leadership of your state as long as the checks keep coming to your mailbox no problem the democratic party will take care of that detail for you you let us vote for you and we ll keep those checks coming easy peasy the party announced in july that detroit would become michigan s first municipality to allow voters to submit an absentee ballot application online lansing flint and ann arbor were expected to participate in time for the august primary or the nov 4 general election let s see detroit democrat lansing democrat flint democrat ann arbor democrat i wish i could see a similarity between those four cities but it eludes me i like that democrats are really with the times it s soooo much easier to steal votes if you don t actually have to get your hands on the ballot boxes it s a healthier way too let s think this through the election thieves may get carpal tunnel syndrome from putting all those fake ballots into the boxes and obamacare death panels may accidently not realize you rsquo re a democrat and deny your medical care this is much less risky let s have some compassion for the criminals i mean democrats  