 proper etiquette obama is in town today to sign the food stamp and farm bill because you need to fly hundreds of miles to sign a piece of paper further putting our country into debt hey he spends millions on vacations why not waste a little in michigan too if you line the processional route maybe he will throw out newlyminted pennies out the window no guarantees though so i want to go over proper etiquette for his majesty s visit you must avert your gaze in his presence looking directly at him is a show of racism for not having proper deference you must bow until he passes you bowing shows your great appreciation for his existence only racists don t bow to him you cannot disagree with his policies clearly disagreeing with obama is not only horribly offensive to his sensibilities it is also racist you must be patient for all the havoc that a royal visit entails impatience with a presidential visit must be tolerated and a visit by the one is a great show of magnanimity coming to a state with a republican governor and besides only racists are impatient with obama you should dislike republicans during the 2minute hate not hating republicans means you disagree with obama and we know what kind of person that is you must smile and cheer while not looking directly at obama not smiling and cheering implies you do not approve of obama disapproval of obama is clearly racist i hope we will also follow these rules because not following the rules while obama is president is racism  