Our Ship

"Wow. She's runs a tight ship."

"Yes she does."

"Do I run a tight ship?"

Laughing, "No!"

"We're not even on the ship are we?"

"No. We are standing at the dock, watching the ship, which has sailed away."

Seeing is Believing

"Do you want a wet glasses cleaning cloth?"

"No."

"When you clean your glasses, you see the world more clearly."

Blink

"It's hard to believe, but it's true."

Joan Baez

"Joan Baez told this story where she had compassion for George Bush?"

"Yes."

"In San Francisco?"

"I know!"

"Did people boo her?"

"You can't boo Joan Baez. That would be like booing Jesus."