It's the gnomes!!

There have always been myths about small people -- Ireland has its Leprechauns and Australia has the Yowies," New England University's Peter Brown said. "I suppose there's some feeling that this is an oral history going back to the survival of these small people into recent times. More...

A real sox fan

The Curse Has Been Broken

Go Red Sox!!!

Refer to me as your wife at any given opportunity.

Spirograph

Do it yourself.

Jon Stewart Bitchslaps CNN's 'Crossfire' Show

You have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably. More...

BALLS!

Send me this very special email:

"you should know that (and i think this a lot) you are wonderful person to work with (businessly speaking) and because you are so efficient, timely, smart and an incredible artist you will with no doubt go to far far places of success and have good fortune always. i think you're great!"

Sing a song from the kitchen about half-n-half and how much you love it.